CollegeHumor Staff Blog: If College Classes Taught Things Actually Useful For College

Sociology

  • Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
  • Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
  • When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.

Modern Warfare

  • “Hold me back bro!” How to…

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